November152012

Why extremists always focus on women remains a mystery to me, but they all seem to. It doesn’t matter what country they’re in or what religion they claim. They want to control women. They want to control how we dress. They want to control how we act. They even want to control the decisions we make about our own health and bodies.

Yes, it is hard to believe that even here at home, we have to stand up for women’s rights and reject efforts to marginalize any one of us, because America needs to set an example for the entire world.

Hillary Clinton, getting shit done (via fortheloveofpeaches)

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November32012
October52012

ladyw1nter:

rainglazed:

rhetoricalquestionmark:

dipperhugs:

starxapple:

artemismoon12:

justwatchthesunrise:

FLANNELS

WITH

HOODS

gimme

It’s like Supernatural and Teen Wolf mated and made a costume department

this is highly relevant to my interests 

gimme

this is on my christmas list now thank you tumblr

I blame you artemismoon12

“Hey there hottie, where have you been my whole life?”

The hoodie looked over and flushed, refusing to stare at the bold, seductive lines that traced all over the shirt’s front.  ”I don’t know what you’re talking about,” it stammered stubbornly.  ”And isn’t there a rule against hitting on the new costumes or..?”

“But when you’re so irresistible, babe, how can I resist?  What i’d do to get my sleeves in that fleece.  Imagine how I’d just sink into it.”

The hoodie could feel it’s dye deepening, like some shameless 70% polyester after a glass of water had been spilled on it.  ”I’m not one of your cheap one rack pick me ups.  Don’t think I didn’t see how you were with that graphic t-shirt earlier.”

The flannel’s seams drooped.  ”That was a mistake and I’m sorry you saw that.  Really.  It’s not my fault that costuming is always pairing me with butt ugly t-shirts who wouldn’t know tasteful if it hit them in the face.  Believe me, you’re definitely different.”

“I bet you say that to every article with a buttonhole on it.  You just want to get your pearly whites all up in there.”

The flannel sighed, nervously shaking out it’s wrinkles.  ”Look, I think I started off on the wrong foot there.”  It glanced up bashfully.  ”I- I haven’t felt this sort of connection since they took old trenchie back to the set.  A shirt can only be alone for so long, you know?  And I like being with you.  Life is short and you are fuzzy.”

The hoodie felt something in its weave give, if only a little bit.  ”Take me out to the seamstress first,” it teased.  ”Then we can talk.”

YOU DON’T REALIZE HOW LONG I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.

Okay. It’s officially fine to clothesship now. 

(Source: memyselfandi104)

September262012
Dear space shipping/Jupitearth folks,
My Jupitearth graphic tee design has been accepted by Threadless for scoring! I would like to ask for some help in order to get it printed! Here’s the link!

Dear space shipping/Jupitearth folks,

My Jupitearth graphic tee design has been accepted by Threadless for scoring! I would like to ask for some help in order to get it printed! Here’s the link!

9AM
flatbear:

LISTEN UP. I am about to get REAL political on your asses.
The Presidential election is in 41 days. Sneaks up fast, huh? Are you registered to vote? You should definitely be registered to vote. This election might not feel as monumental as the last one, but it is EVERY BIT AS IMPORTANT.
I cannot vote in this election, because I am not an American citizen, and that breaks my heart. BUT YOU CAN, ALL OF MY ELIGIBLE FOLLOWERS! And the first thing you need to do is follow the links above, and register!
AND HERE IS THE REALLY GOOD PART. I want to get the word out. SPREAD IT AROUND TUMBLR. So on midnight Thursday, I am going to randomly pick FIVE PEOPLE who have reblogged this post, and I will draw you something. Up to two people, anyone you want, doing anything you want. You want Hawkeye in hot pants and Black Widow dressed like a penguin? Done. You want Captain America crying because he’s technically dead and can’t vote? FUCKING DONE. I will draw ANY FANDOM, ANY PAIRING, ANY CHARACTERS, ANYTHING. Even shit I don’t like. All you have to do is reblog this post, AND GET THE WORD OUT!
Guys, this is important. In the face of having a lot of rights taken away from us, the one right we are currently assured of is the RIGHT TO VOTE. Don’t trivialize it by throwing it away. 
(Okay now I am not telling ANYONE WHO TO VOTE FOR, but c’mon, this IS Tumblr, and I think we all know that we bleed mostly blue around here. Please, people, keep Romney out of the White House. I am not kidding when I say I will be leaving this country if Romney is President. As a homosexual, a woman, and an immigrant, I won’t feel safe here anymore. America has always been my dream, but I will give it up for my safety if I have to.)
I AM DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. You want a drawing? YOU REBLOG AND YOU REGISTER TO VOTE. And then YOU ACTUALLY VOTE. Vote early! Vote in 41 days! Vote with no shoes on! I don’t care how you do it, JUST DO IT.
For the bros out there in my state, North Carolina, here is how to find out WHERE to vote, when it’s time to do so. For everyone else curious, google ‘Where And When To Vote’ and add the name of your state. Guys I am begging you. I know the system doesn’t always work for us, but this is the one chance we get to direct our own futures.
(And to my Civil War fans, I am WELL AWARE of the irony of Tony Stark holding a sign that says REGISTER….)

flatbear:

LISTEN UP. I am about to get REAL political on your asses.

The Presidential election is in 41 days. Sneaks up fast, huh? Are you registered to vote? You should definitely be registered to vote. This election might not feel as monumental as the last one, but it is EVERY BIT AS IMPORTANT.

I cannot vote in this election, because I am not an American citizen, and that breaks my heart. BUT YOU CAN, ALL OF MY ELIGIBLE FOLLOWERS! And the first thing you need to do is follow the links above, and register!

AND HERE IS THE REALLY GOOD PART. I want to get the word out. SPREAD IT AROUND TUMBLR. So on midnight Thursday, I am going to randomly pick FIVE PEOPLE who have reblogged this post, and I will draw you something. Up to two people, anyone you want, doing anything you want. You want Hawkeye in hot pants and Black Widow dressed like a penguin? Done. You want Captain America crying because he’s technically dead and can’t vote? FUCKING DONE. I will draw ANY FANDOM, ANY PAIRING, ANY CHARACTERS, ANYTHING. Even shit I don’t like. All you have to do is reblog this post, AND GET THE WORD OUT!

Guys, this is important. In the face of having a lot of rights taken away from us, the one right we are currently assured of is the RIGHT TO VOTE. Don’t trivialize it by throwing it away. 

(Okay now I am not telling ANYONE WHO TO VOTE FOR, but c’mon, this IS Tumblr, and I think we all know that we bleed mostly blue around here. Please, people, keep Romney out of the White House. I am not kidding when I say I will be leaving this country if Romney is President. As a homosexual, a woman, and an immigrant, I won’t feel safe here anymore. America has always been my dream, but I will give it up for my safety if I have to.)

I AM DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. You want a drawing? YOU REBLOG AND YOU REGISTER TO VOTE. And then YOU ACTUALLY VOTE. Vote early! Vote in 41 days! Vote with no shoes on! I don’t care how you do it, JUST DO IT.

For the bros out there in my state, North Carolina, here is how to find out WHERE to vote, when it’s time to do so. For everyone else curious, google ‘Where And When To Vote’ and add the name of your state. Guys I am begging you. I know the system doesn’t always work for us, but this is the one chance we get to direct our own futures.

(And to my Civil War fans, I am WELL AWARE of the irony of Tony Stark holding a sign that says REGISTER….)

12AM

oldblueeyes:

Neil Armstrong: A giant among men. (x)

(via cryptaniac)

September252012

inkgeek:

thedailywhat:

Gangnam Style Marching Band of the Day: The legendary Ohio University Marching Band takes on PSY’s “Gangnam Style” and kills it — especially the dancing.

[devour]

This is just glorious!

(via gandalfthesassy)

11AM

Things to say to upset me:

detectivesinhats:

1. Rechienbach

2. Always

3. Padfoot, Prongs, and/or Moony (But not Wormtail, that’ll just make want to punch a hole in the nearest wall)

4. Don’t be dead

5. His last smile

6. Hello, Doctor. It’s so very, very nice to meet you.

7. Goodbye, Domovoi

8. I was a broken boy, and you fixed me.

9. Randomosity

The first 3 works on me.

(via one-more-miracle-sherlock)

11AM
saturniinae:

pfaugh:

chmurny:

loweryi:

degeneratelowlife:

Heads up…

WARNING:
THIS INFOGRAPHIC WILL GET YOU KILLED IF YOU THINK THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW
HAVE SOME PICTURES:
THIS IS AN EDIBLE BOLETE: (THE FIRST ONE)

It is a king bolete one of the TASTIEST EVER it’s even sold in STORES
this is a DEATHLY POISONOUS BOLETE: 

it’s called SATAN’S BOLETE oh look how it’s shaped like the first one oooooh
OH AND THIS IS CALLED A DEATH CAP:

THE SECOND ONE IS PRETTY MUCH RIGHT, FLY AGARICS WILL DEFINITELY KILL YOU
BUT SO WILL MOST GILLED MUSHROOMS
AND IF YOU’RE REALLY SO FUCKING DESPERATE THAT YOU WILL WANDER THROUGH THE WOODS LOOKING TO GET HIGH ON SOME SHROOMS, HERE ARE SOME OTHER SPINDLY MUSHROOMS THAT WILL ALSO KILL YOU

THIS IS AN INKY CAP, IF YOU EAT IT WITH EVEN A BIT OF ALCOHOL IN YOU, YOU WILL DIE

THIS IS AMANITA BISPOREGERA, IF YOU EAT IT, YOU WILL DIE

THIS IS AMANITA VIROSA, ALSO CALLED THE DESTROYING ANGEL, AND FOR A MOTHERFUCKING REASON: IF YOU EAT IT, YOU DIE
HERE ARE SOME OTHER EXAMPLES, ASSHOLES
THIS IS EDIBLE:

THIS WILL KILL YOU

THE POINT I’M TRYING TO MAKE HERE IS DON’T GO BY A FUCKING INFOGRAPHIC YOU FOUND ON THE INTERNET IF YOU WANT TO GET HIGH
JUST SPEND THE MONEY ON SOME FUCKING MUSHROOMS*
*IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO GO LOOKING FOR PSILOCYBINS, KEEP IN MIND THEY ONLY GROW ON OR IN DUNG/SHIT/FECES/EXCREMENT AND DON’T THINK THAT IF IT’S GROWING A FOOT AWAY IT’S THE SAME THING, IT’S NOT
I WOULD NOT SHIT YOU ON THIS TUMBLR
I WOULD NOT

this has to be the angriest psa i have ever read

I fucking love tumblr


And if you really want psilocybin mushrooms, just grow your own. It’s easy and can be done very cheaply; all it takes is patience and a little reading. Everything you need to know can be found online. 
OF COURSE IT’S ALSO ILLEGAL SO YOU DIDN’T HEAR THIS FROM ME

saturniinae:

pfaugh:

chmurny:

loweryi:

degeneratelowlife:

Heads up…

WARNING:

THIS INFOGRAPHIC WILL GET YOU KILLED IF YOU THINK THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

HAVE SOME PICTURES:

THIS IS AN EDIBLE BOLETE: (THE FIRST ONE)

It is a king bolete one of the TASTIEST EVER it’s even sold in STORES

this is a DEATHLY POISONOUS BOLETE: 

it’s called SATAN’S BOLETE oh look how it’s shaped like the first one oooooh

OH AND THIS IS CALLED A DEATH CAP:

THE SECOND ONE IS PRETTY MUCH RIGHT, FLY AGARICS WILL DEFINITELY KILL YOU

BUT SO WILL MOST GILLED MUSHROOMS

AND IF YOU’RE REALLY SO FUCKING DESPERATE THAT YOU WILL WANDER THROUGH THE WOODS LOOKING TO GET HIGH ON SOME SHROOMS, HERE ARE SOME OTHER SPINDLY MUSHROOMS THAT WILL ALSO KILL YOU

THIS IS AN INKY CAP, IF YOU EAT IT WITH EVEN A BIT OF ALCOHOL IN YOU, YOU WILL DIE

THIS IS AMANITA BISPOREGERA, IF YOU EAT IT, YOU WILL DIE

THIS IS AMANITA VIROSA, ALSO CALLED THE DESTROYING ANGEL, AND FOR A MOTHERFUCKING REASON: IF YOU EAT IT, YOU DIE

HERE ARE SOME OTHER EXAMPLES, ASSHOLES

THIS IS EDIBLE:

File:Chanterelle.jpg

THIS WILL KILL YOU

File:Mallorca Mushroom.jpg

THE POINT I’M TRYING TO MAKE HERE IS DON’T GO BY A FUCKING INFOGRAPHIC YOU FOUND ON THE INTERNET IF YOU WANT TO GET HIGH

JUST SPEND THE MONEY ON SOME FUCKING MUSHROOMS*

*IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO GO LOOKING FOR PSILOCYBINS, KEEP IN MIND THEY ONLY GROW ON OR IN DUNG/SHIT/FECES/EXCREMENT AND DON’T THINK THAT IF IT’S GROWING A FOOT AWAY IT’S THE SAME THING, IT’S NOT


I WOULD NOT SHIT YOU ON THIS TUMBLR

I WOULD NOT

this has to be the angriest psa i have ever read

I fucking love tumblr

And if you really want psilocybin mushrooms, just grow your own. It’s easy and can be done very cheaply; all it takes is patience and a little reading. Everything you need to know can be found online. 

OF COURSE IT’S ALSO ILLEGAL SO YOU DIDN’T HEAR THIS FROM ME

(via one-more-miracle-sherlock)

September242012

jarlex:

jessie-crazy:

its-h-a-n-a:

This legitimately might be one of my favorite photo sets on Tumblr.

Omg fucking awesome

I’M GONNA CRY

My favourite Tim Burton movie, IRL’d. *AAAAA*

(via shinnamon)

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